Sometimes it is good to laugh at yourself!
Did you hear about the cannibal accountant?
He charges an arm and a leg
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Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant?
No, me neither
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What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
An auditor
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed and methodical?
They have internal controls
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What is the one golden rule for bookkeeping?
Don’t make silly mistakes
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What does an accountant do to liven up an office party?
Not show up
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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
Lost
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How do you know when an accountants having a mid life crisis?
They get a faster calculator
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What happens when you lock a wild hyena and an accountant in a room?
The hyena stops laughing
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What do you call a Trial Balance that does not balance?
A late night
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What do you call an accountant without a calculator?
Lonely
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What is the definition of an insolvency practitioner?
Someone who arrives after the battle, bayonets all the wounded, pawns their possessions and charges their time to the relatives.